I'm smart.

I figure, if I'm gonna have to keep telling doctors exactly what it is I did to myself, I might as well know what the MEDICAL name of everything is. So I did some reasearch... And the real names of what I did to myself are as follows:

1. Trimalleolar fracture (L) treated with surgical incision of a 7 in' plate and 5 screws to stabilize ankle.

2. Tibiofibular Fracture-Diastasis (L) treated with surgical incision of transsyndesmotic bolt.